Believe it or not, I have a friend who asked me that question. Apparently, my friend (Lets call her by the name Lissa Mae) already tried killing the dogs. Yes, seriously she did. It's dog genocide, that's what I told her. She doesn't care though, because dogs do not have souls--that's what she said.
Back to the question, how does on kill dogs?
Some actually gave good ideas:
- Feed the dog dark chocoloates (problem: expensive)
- Feed the dog with fish--and pray that the fish bones kill the dogs
- Feed the dog with Racummin.
And this one totally blew me away! (apparently this is what Lissa Mae did):
Feed the dog some food stuffed with monosodium glutamate (msg) commonly found in Ajinomoto. Yes, too much ajinomoto can kill. Thus, my friend fed the dogs with fish that she stuffed with a lot of Ajinomoto.
It failed though, the dogs were still alive the next day, not even sick from the MSG. Maybe Lissa Mae didn't put enough ajinomoto.
2 comments:
what a mean entry showcasing a mean girl!
i think that a daily dose of MSG would be best. the perfect paradigm of the killing me softly drama.
though i think that my suggestion to Lissa Mae was best: burn the dogs.
there's a catch though:
The dogs have an owner: Her landlord.
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